Hah! In your dreams may be!!!! It was a dream of mine too. I have been taking care of the plants like babies and making sure they were healthy. I was thinking that the soil was so healthy, and we were trying our best to nurture those lovely veggies.
Aaaaand one day I saw slimy disgusting creatures on my lettuce. Yuuuccckkkk!!!!! was what I screamed and of course MLF was out thinking I am in trouble in some way. Well I wasn't but the garden was.
So I wore my gloves and MLF didn't even bother and we started to pick up those slimy, disgusting creatures. How have they been gotten in there? The next weekend the side of the bed was surrounded by copper shield. Yes, yees I know, they were in there already but that would stop more coming in. After that every single day at dawn and dusk I was out picking out those disgusting creatures and smashing them.
As I was thinking woow this was great OK no more slugs on the leaves and in the bed. Great job. The next week I started to see wholes on the broccoli yet there were no slugs. This was even worse : Cabbage Worm. That white butterfly with purple dots on each wing had laid its eggs . So many of them Ughh. You can see below. removing the eggs under the leaves and removing the green larva (caterpillar) helped controlling. Yet, I think I am lucky to have only these two pests this year. Hopefully with more protection, there won't be any next year.
The Eggs of Cabbage Worm under the broccoli leaf
The Larva (caterpillar)
This is the stage that damages the leaves. You can see dark green, black droplets on the leaves too.